My name is Marya Sutimi.
This blog is not meant to be read.
It is meant to be written.

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  • My brother and I, talking about Sanrio confirming that Hello Kitty is not a cat.
  • A: "So, Hello Kitty is not a cat. But she has a cat as a pet. So?"
  • M: "Isn't that all Goofy and Pluto all over again?"
  • A: "Yeah, that too... It's more like slavery, isn't it?!"
  • That, my friends, is how to confirm that you probably need a new brother. Hahaha.

So, that time of the month strikes again. And so does the draw of UCL knock-out stage. Normally, I’d pour myself out to the people close to me so they could suffer. But this time, they’re lucky cause I’m so mad at Arsenal right now. 

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i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

(via my-crazy-changing-life)

Try to love yourself as much as you want someone else to.
My English Teacher (via happy-absturz)

(via letsrunawaayx)


The Disney parks of California.

(via bethanybean)

  • For those who haven't reached the age of 22, I'm telling you kids... There will come a time when you get too lazy to go out, and if you have some friends who are true to you and to themselves, instead of having a dinner out, you'll choose delivery service instead and laying on the floor at someone's house, either yours or theirs. And while doing that, you'll complain about how shitty your life can be.
  • So, that is what I did with some friends of mine recently when...
  • R: "You know, I never thought being 25 would suck like this. Wait, when people talk about 'middle age', how old is that supposed to be?"
  • M: "Assuming we can live to 100, middle age is supposed to be 50. It means that we're not there yet."
  • R: "But most of people can't get to 100... So maybe it's supposed to be 25."
  • M: "Well, I will get to 100, but maybe you won't..."
  • R: "You crazy bitch, I'll see you in your funeral!"

(via undarling)